Mommy finally got the dangly things on our tree. Of course, as soon as she was finished, I decided to check it out. (I beat Amber to it, ha ha.)
Hmmm, this tree is green, it has lights and dangly things, but it doesn’t taste like a Christmas tree. Maybe if I take a bite further up.
It doesn’t really smell like a Christmas tree either. What gives?
Nope. No taste. Hmmm. Oh, duh, it isn’t a real tree. Well shucks! Mommy cheated. She put up a fake tree for Christmas. Its not fair! I wanted a real tree.
Don’t bother me. . . I’m pouting. I wanted a real tree.
Purrs ~ Tigger